If you don’t play bassoon reblog this because it applies to you too
if i had a time machine i’d go back & check out all those historical ufo sightings
Depending on the rules governing time travel/predestination/etc, this strikes me as an excellent way to be mistaken for a UFO.
There’s a story in there, somewhere.
i. i didn’t even think of that. shit.
This is the plot of the Futurama episode “Roswell that Ends Well”
rome/pompeii night vale au
pilot, re-written by me and @joyouspizza :
Anyway almost every gay person I know used to think they were straight but I literally don’t know a single straight person who used to think they were gay so statistically, whose sexuality is more likely to be a phase? Not mine bitch
“im a lesbian but i also date trans guys”
“i want to date a trans boy. they’re cute.”
“She wants to be a boy…”
“being trans and doing drag is the same thing”
“trans people can’t do drag”
“___ pretends to be to be trans for attention”
“trans men who like men are straight/trans women who like women aren’t gay”
“trans guys have it easy, all they have to do is cut their hair and buy a binder to pass”
“white trans people have it just as hard as trans PoC”
“there are only two genders”
“you have to be pansexual to date trans people”
“cisphobia-”
What a day to remember that black lives still and will always matter.
when ppl talk about LGBTQIA issues and they are sure to include ace ppl
I love my city.
straight: stop making everything gay!
me: looks up in shock with my finger still on the GAY key
straight: STOP!
me: oh sorry
straight: thank god
me: moves finger over to the TRANS key
Fuck it, press both!
love the way u think tbh
